What’s your favorite candy?
I wasn’t a real big sweets guy growing up. It wasn’t unheard of for Halloween candy or birthday cake to get moldy. Or at least to an inedible point one way or another. I liked the taste but for whatever reason, my body was happy with the meat & potatoes diet.
However, in my late twenties, while visiting a gal pal. I developed a massive urge and a craving that led me to eating an embarrassing sized bowl of left over Halloween candies. I’m not positive, but looking back I have reason to believe she was trying to give me diabetes. Or maybe I was just bored while she was at class. Perhaps, that boredom caused me to partake in developing a case of the munchies. Regardless, ever since I spent that weekend really high and constantly fussing with the removal and then disposal of countless little wrappers. I will occasionally have a strong craving for chocolatey goodness.
With all that said, my all time, number one go to candy has always been fire Jolly Ranchers. I wish I could say they always will be as well. However, I’m under the impression they are no longer a thing. It’s been years since I’ve satisfied the yearn for that lil burn.
I don’t know if they were banned after being too hot for some little tike. Possibly being told a declaration of their desired gender/pronoun is needed before admittance preschool. Idk. All I do know is that I’m in some serious need of an explanation pertaining to the disappearance of my beloved lil fires. I haven’t been able to find them anywhere. Quite the quandary I must say. 😪
*If you, are anyone you know, has any information on the whereabouts of those firey lil red bastards. Please relay that information forward. 🤗
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